Wisdom From the Sage
Be a person of worldly intelligence if you desire to sit with kings. The man who only carries the limited scope of his village will be a laughing stock.
Welcome to the Barbarian’s Guide to Cooking. You might be asking yourself, “Am I a barbarian?”, or “How can I tell if my neighbor is a barbarian?” The original definition of barbarian is anyone who is from a foreign land. So the short answer to your questions is: Yes, everyone in the world is a Barbarian when visiting another country.
The recipes we publish on this website are as true to it’s origan as we can get. If we believe we can improve the original recipe, then we cook like a barbarian and kick it into high gear.
That being said, readers should be warned that aside for Recipes, Cooking Tips, Travel Advice and Barbarian History, we have also packed this website is full of satire, sarcasm and humor. So ride along with Conan and his horde as we Conquer the World of Cooking, barbarian style!
Be a person of worldly intelligence if you desire to sit with kings. The man who only carries the limited scope of his village will be a laughing stock.
Get the newest healthy and delicious recipes. Recieve vabual kitchen tips and tricks. Discover intresting travel destinations and deals. Learn about the history of Barbarians.
Welcome to the Horde
By pledging to become a Barbarian, you gain advantages not available to others.
Lead the Horde
By pledging to become a Chieftain, you gain advantages not available to other Barbarians.
Rule the Horde
By pledging to become a Demi-God, you gain advantages not available to other Barbarians and Chieftains.
Your wife has just informed you that the inlaws are coming over for a barbecue and you’re going to be grilling. You are excited because you’re going to be using your new GrillMaster 5000. As you fire up the grill, you discover you’re out of BBQ sauce because your wife gave it to the neighbors for a barbecue they're having.
What’s a Barbarian to do? Turn to page #132 in your Barbarian’s Guide to Cooking and follow with me to discover the correct course of action.
The Barbarian's Cookbook: Conan - Barbarian Chef | Learn to cook like a Barbarian!
Test Kitchen: Frida - Food Chieftain | Tips and tricks in the kitchen and garden!
Travel Center: Eric - Travling Wayfinder | Get travel news, and offers!
Barbarian History: Sigrid - Tribal Soothsayer |
Learn the history and mythology of Barbarians!
Get the newest healthy and delicious recipes. Recieve vabual kitchen tips and tricks. Discover intresting travel destinations and deals. Learn about the history of Barbarians.
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