Breakfast Burritos

Your wife has just informed you that the inlaws are coming over for a barbecue and you’re going to be grilling. You are excited because you’re going to be using your new GrillMaster 5000. As you fire up the grill, you discover you’re out of BBQ sauce because your wife gave it to the neighbors for a barbecue they’re having.

What’s a Barbarian to do? Turn to page #132 in your Barbarian’s Guide to Cooking and follow with me to discover the correct course of action.

1. You stomp over to your neighbor’s house, kick down the door and snatch the BBQ sauce from the hands of your neighbor.”
2. You tell your wife “Come hither winch and fetch me a new bottle of BBQ sauce and a six-pack of beer from the store.”
3. Tell your father-in-law “Step aside you Saxon dog, I have a recipe for BBQ sauce.”